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Man Undergoes Emergency Testicle Removal After Skinny Jeans Restrict Blood Flow

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Man Undergoes Emergency Testicle Removal After Skinny Jeans Restrict Blood Flow

“If you wear skinny jeans and your balls ache? You’re about four pair of True Religions away from having your nuts cut.”

Said the doctor responsible for saving a man’s life who had to go into emergency surgery after his testicles begin bothering him while trying on knock off designer jeans at H&M.

“We predict Rich Homie Quan as well as Young Thug will be seeing us very soon” – Surgeon

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Doctor Roman says “Men should understand that God created women to wear tight jeans so we can see their butt, boobs, and curves. Not your nuts. Wear your size, stay alive.”

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